Anonymous asked: I wish I had never met you.
Anonymous asked: Why do you keep reblogging those "put a ___ in my ask if you'd date me" things? You have a girlfriend that you supposedly love. Obviously you're not "forever alone."
Put a "Hi Babe" in my ask if you would date me.
kveldulf: Forever alone!
How Homo Are You? →
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1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
DO IT! Please I'm so bored
REBLOG if you want your followers to anonymously...
Anonymous asked: so r00d
Anonymous asked: ono
Yes Greyface, I do in fact hate you.
Anonymous asked: I WAS BORN THIS WAY, BABY
Anonymous asked: Why the fuck did you order an accordion?
Ask a guy who just ordered an accordion anything. →
onielar asked: HOW ABOUT THAT JOFFERY, MAN?
ragnarocknroll asked: Glad I'm not the only one drinking all of the time. *cheers* \m/
I Nswitched to Whiskey AFTER getting drunk
… ASK ME SHIT FUCGGERs!!!!!
Put a 'Hi Babe' in my ask if you would date me.
kveldulf: nuclearicefruit: thegenuinepulse: and now i will proceed to get…….nothing Oh same Forever alone.
HOLD THE HEATHEN HAMMER HIGH
inebriatedpony: juodaanviinaa: tummanvirrantaa: thebachelorfrog: Squirrels are mammals…. I wonder what squirrel milk tastes like. Do they even produce milk? …yes. I honestly never thought I’d have to google search “Lactating Squirrels… even if it was to prove a point… Reblogging for that last statement^ I giggled so profusely “Lactating Squirrels” is a phrase that I never...
thebachelorfrog: Squirrels are mammals…. I wonder what squirrel milk tastes like. Do they even produce milk? …yes. I honestly never thought I’d have to google search “Lactating Squirrels… even if it was to prove a point…
Started a thread on /b/ earlier tonight called...
Seriously, I lol’d hard and saved most of them before it 404’d if anyone wants to see them
I seriously don't like the new mobile Tumblr app